So, uh, I'm super self conscious about it but I made a tarot spread: https://rolling-sea.tumblr.com/post/174100052548/never-bring-a-stick-to-a-cannon-fight-tarot-spread
Oops I've been sick as hell and busy with sports but I got a blog post done anyway: https://rolling-sea.tumblr.com/post/183943592561/after-a-rough-couple-months-of-mental-health-all
Mastadon has been so helpful with my plants - I have a question about my dog.
He barks at everything. Other dogs. Every person. And not like a friendly oh I'm excited bark but a fuck off bark. We've been trying to teach him to not bark for years with little success and it suuuuucks for my stress level.
Any advice? He's too scared of a clicker to train with that. I tried for weeeeeks.
Trans/NB Tumblr warning Show more
For those posting selfies for TDOV on Tumblr, PLEASE watch out for youreallyarenttrans.
They're going after NB and acting like gatekeeping turds.
Selkie's dating site adventures(kinda -, mostly humorous) Show more
Posted on Reddit for kicks because that's how I met the other guy. Said I'm looking for a relationship and not interested in being a parent or stepparent.
So I got a message, dude said "someone thought [he] looked 36". That set off all my red flags.
Creeped the guy's comment history and I learned he's *51*, comments on women's lewds, has multiple FWBs, and has kids.
Maybe I should've put 'no creepy grandpas' in my profile.
Hockey Show more
Spotted at the Jackets/Habs game.
I have so many questions.
Most of them are "but why though".
a friend's breakup, her bigoted af ex, gloating Show more
Looooool I think I said an old friend of mine broke up with her shitbag fundie boyfriend about six months ago? She's moved on to a hopefully better person.
Meanwhile her ex is getting all these romantic commissions in that he paid for when he was trying to buy her affection.
He's sexist, racist, transphobic, and homophobic so I hope every piece he gets reminds him of how alone he is. Fuckbag.
I'm so glad she got away from him.
Face on an event program, eye contact, hockey Show more
Big fuckin' game tonight!
Body stuff. Body positivity Show more
Fat people are not "bottom of the barrel". They are not disgusting worthless humans. I'm so tired of fat being equated to a lesser form of human being. Fuck you if you think this way. fat people are valid. Like how fucking dumb are you to think just because someone weighs more. You have the critical thinking of toddler if you think like that.
Makeup, ramblings about changing my style(~), my mom(-)(2/2) Show more
I have no idea where to start.
Most people usually ask their moms but, uh, my mom is an incredibly uptight and critical traditional type of person. I get a lecture if I don't do things *exactly* the way she tells me to, and I have no interest in eye makeup (I have small deep set eyes with super oily lids, so not worth it) so there *will* be problems.
Then I have coconut oil/beeswax allergies on top of it.
It's frustrating as hell.
29-Ohio. Snarky sea witch who talks about her dogs too much.
ENFP Slytherclaw if you're into that kinda thing.