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My name is Zachia.
Living in Germany- so my English isn't my first language .Please horgive me if i make mistakes.
I don't call myself a .
I do energy work (reiki), (Lenormand/Tarot),pendulum readings and create
Other things i like/do:swimming,art journaling,reading,drawing and cats. Oh..and i realy hate Nazis.

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«I don't hate Mondays. I hate Capitalism.»

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"I hear many things about the Devil, but I've never heard he is a great kisser."
The Devil gave me a blank look. "What."
"I guess we'll never know," I said.
He kissed me. He wasn't very good.
But if you ever hear I am a great kisser (and I am), I'll know who you heard it from.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Rearrange all of your furniture in a way that makes you more comfortable or just to try something fresh in your living space.

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been thinking a lot lately about how the gendering of the elements (at least re: astrology) is fucked up

ESPECIALLY how like. earth (being nurturing) and water (having big emotions) are considered """feminine""" and air (being a deep thinker/rational/logical) and fire (being impulsive/bold) are considered """masculine""" like can we stop falling for this after centuries or

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idk if im allowed to ask this but Show more

Psychotherapy Show more

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"Welcome to Magic School. Here is your schedule."
"Thanks! But..."
"Yes?"
"This is just 'Ethics' and 'Human rights' and things like that."
"Correct, that's the first year curriculum."
"Do we have to learn all this?"
"Of course! What do you think this is, software engineering?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

This beautifull Selenite is a present
from my husband! He 's the best.

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i am just a smol kitten and my best is very small but i do my best

i am sure you do your best too even if you do not feel like it

everyone does their best

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Room for thought:

The average parking space is bigger than the average child's room.

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The wizard world of Harry Potter runs on slave labor and like Dumbledore and all the teachers just kind of go with it

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"That was fascinating," the alien ambassador said. "I see why you humans value these."
"Well, yes," the human guide said, "coffee, chocolate, and sex are some of our basic pleasures."
"Basic? You mean..."
"Let me introduce you to chili, garlic, and, if you dare?"
"I do!"
"Books."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Would you make someone else work as hard as you are working right now? Be kind to yourself.

My small temporary i have at the clinic.

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Achieving anything in life nowadays is 5% talent, 5% hard work and 90% not being distracted by the Internet.

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