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The Mastodon Major Arcana:
0. The Peepee Poopoo Post
I. The Wintposter
II. The High Enby
III. The Trans Queen
IV. The Trans Monarch
V. The Brogrammer
VI. The Lewds
VII. The Instance Move
VIII. Wholesome
IX. The Unlisted
X. Wheel of Capitalism
XI. Validity
XII. The Hot Take
XIII. Cancellation
XIV. Admin Announcement
XV. The Pleroma Account
XVI. Corner Prophets
XVII. Self-Care
XVIII. The Subtoot
XIX. The Boost
XX. Critical Theory
XXI. The Federated Feed

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My new favourite pokemon is pumkaboo and I'd die for this cutie

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Ugh. Every day I'm more and more dissatisfied with retail as a job.

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new rule: green witches are allowed to hibernate during the winter. during this time please position your witch under a heat lamp and water daily. your witch can be moved outside when temperatures hit 70°F

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Nuclear families are a scam. Destroy traditional roles. Be chaotic. Live life how you want.

On the verge of a break up. I hate how I feel like I'm an inch away from a breakdown

Gag finally home on my warm bed... brrrr it was such a cold day

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i want to believe that in 100 years someone will be doing college course on YTPs and they'll be trying to figure out what the fuck was happening around this time. And they'll be sitting in class watching ancient YTPs and listening to mario say "Gay Luigi"

My weed lady so sweet, she threw in some edible gummies with my order cause I bussed all the way out to meet her in the cold ♡♡

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idk how ppl value being able to party all day, like yall i wanna sleep. I wanna be home with some peace and quiet.

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i cant believe sting rays LOOK like that. their faces are underneath???and then they just look so silly lmao.
sea pancakes

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I want to live in a bob ross painting

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There is nothing I identify with more in this world than the word "witch" and it makes me super happy

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Tbh witches have always been political. They were the wise people of the community and had to flee to the fringes to keep their spiritual practices and traditions alive. They advocated for the community, healed others and were knowledgable. People came to them for all sorts of problems and I personally feel that as a witch it is important to be somewhat politically involved.

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