i thought this was unlisted, so sorry for the wall in the public tl oops

i just remembered a conversation with one of the guys in my program last year when we were coming back from the lex jail. he randomly asked about what we thought of ppl using โ€œtheyโ€ pronouns since itโ€™s become so widespread now and i instinctively replied with something like, โ€œtheyโ€™re living their lives and not bothering anyone else so everyone should shut the fuck up about it.โ€ and he was just like well, yep. guess that about covers it.
there were no more questions after that lmfao.

killian shed last night, and it was another full piece this time! heโ€™s been ruining his sheds with substrate recently. this is it next to his first shed after we got him almost a year ago. heโ€™s about 18 months now. i canโ€™t believe how much heโ€™s grown, and he still has a ways to go. heโ€™s technically a female snake, so heโ€™ll get a lot bigger than most males. i just.. wanted a boy named killian, but luckily snakes have no concept of human gender identity bc he was all petsmart had.

iโ€™m not pregnant, praise the universe! Show more

capitalism and ptv Show more

why tf are ppl so obsessed with online activity? go off the grid for 2 weeks. come back and tell us how you lived with a herd of wild deer in a nearby forest. thereโ€™s absolutely no reason to feel pressured to be constantly online โ€œmarketingโ€ yourself. the internet will be here when you get back, but life keeps going whether you experience it or not.

@Animalmagic i like to use the "what men like" sections of things to know what to avoid, so they're only dooming themselves by answering lmfao.

late period venting Show more

red lobster Show more

@MorningSong the saddest part is this terminology could honestly be used for many ppl lmfao

@foxandchickadee yep thatโ€™s who it was! he just extra pisses me off, more than the usual ones.

i hate this serial killer asshole i'm reading on today, but fuck i really want to move to alaska and learn to fly one of those little personal bush planes that can float on water as well. i'd fly around the mountains and out into the wilderness constantly. why did this fucker get such a rad life and have to ruin it being a murderous, woman-hating dick? people suck.

once i was leaving petsmart, and i saw an old man walking a wiener dog in a grass patch and started quietly sobbing. like, once men get old and wrinkled, they just remind me of my grandpa and i absolutely die. old man with a cute dog is my ultimate weakness.

seriously, we canโ€™t be friends if youโ€™d ever lock your dog in a hot car. i will break into that shit, screaming and blubbering through tears. i will steal your dog and raise it myself. all my missing emotions for babies are channeled into dogs. do not test me.

vent, anxiety, dog left in car, p5/5 Show more

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