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i hate this serial killer asshole i'm reading on today, but fuck i really want to move to alaska and learn to fly one of those little personal bush planes that can float on water as well. i'd fly around the mountains and out into the wilderness constantly. why did this fucker get such a rad life and have to ruin it being a murderous, woman-hating dick? people suck.

once i was leaving petsmart, and i saw an old man walking a wiener dog in a grass patch and started quietly sobbing. like, once men get old and wrinkled, they just remind me of my grandpa and i absolutely die. old man with a cute dog is my ultimate weakness.

seriously, we can’t be friends if you’d ever lock your dog in a hot car. i will break into that shit, screaming and blubbering through tears. i will steal your dog and raise it myself. all my missing emotions for babies are channeled into dogs. do not test me.

also sorry i’m kinda mia rn. been going hard on my thesis every day and then screwing around in a new minecraft world with trevor lmao. i’m living in the side of a massive modded snow mountain overlooking a frozen pine forest and there’s a wild llama army surrounding me. i also added a ton of gemstone mods, and now i’m hoarding all the colorful rocks like a dragon. the rose quartz is even heart-shaped!

my favorite thing is when an old person tells me i’ll “grow out” of marx and communism and my desire to not be a capitalist pig, as if there aren’t countless people in their 40s and 50s here on masto who also aren’t disillusioned tools.

10/10 accurate interpretations. this cat is rad

i was talking with @idleDreams a few days ago, and with the server anniversary coming up (in may), we thought it’d be fun to have some small giveaways offered by members here for one another to enter. they mentioned wanting to raffle some more tarot bags they’ve made, and anyone else would be welcome to make and add their own items to a raffle. we could have different winners for as many items as are offered, and holding it in may gives ppl a few months to prepare. thoughts?

went to see my mom and aunt and my brothers & the middle one’s spawns today. his 2yo is oblivious to me still, but the 4yo immediately hid under the bed in the living room with the chihuahua and then didn’t want to come back in the room after he went upstairs with my brother bc he thought i was the witch he believes lives in the house next door. my aesthetic must be operating at supreme levels.

Its foggy out and I love it. When you hear the wind move through the trees you can hear them crackle from the ice on their branches.

i have to go back across the state to glasgow for trevor’s gma’s birthday today, but that’s also means i don’t have to work on my thesis. 😎
oh and i created this vampire poet musician lesbian bard lady oc last night. she’s immortal and hot and basically like an irl homer that sings about all the dumb shit humans have done over the millennia and plays some lute-like string thing and a penny whistle. you know, like the flute from the intro to my heart will go on? also i’m obsessed with her lmao

We had a nice walk in the snowy sunny park this morning. It was all trees and sunlight and shadows and contrast.

#photography #parkMornings

though most things in life are temporary, there can still be beauty found in moments not meant to last forever. don't neglect to plant seeds because those flowers will someday wilt. you must nurture that which you wish to see grow and flourish. green leaves will brown and people once very close may drift apart, but the moments in between are what make being human so wonderful. love and be loved. don't fear the end. fear all that you will miss if you remain too afraid to try.

god it felt so much like spring today, even tho it was like 6 degrees a few days ago. i love days like this. the wind is so relaxing.

i was talking with @idleDreams a few days ago, and with the server anniversary coming up (in may), we thought it’d be fun to have some small giveaways offered by members here for one another to enter. they mentioned wanting to raffle some more tarot bags they’ve made, and anyone else would be welcome to make and add their own items to a raffle. we could have different winners for as many items as are offered, and holding it in may gives ppl a few months to prepare. thoughts?

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