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this article i'm reading for my thesis just referred to a 22-month-old toddler victim as "Mr. Ferreira" and i'm losing my mind trying to process why.

trevor just heard back from WMU and was accepted into their doctoral program! now we officially are definitely moving to michigan this summer. i canโ€™t wait.

boring life things Show more

asmr Show more

We think of plants as stationary beings, but they're not. They just live on different timescales to animals like us.

All plants move, their leaves jostling amongst each other, trying to catch the optimal amount of light. But mostly, we don't notice.

Sometimes, I catch my plants moving when their leaves brush past each other. Usually after I adjust their lights, the fussy little things.

just had a future prediction moment & iโ€™m shook Show more

i thought this was unlisted, so sorry for the wall in the public tl oops

i just remembered a conversation with one of the guys in my program last year when we were coming back from the lex jail. he randomly asked about what we thought of ppl using โ€œtheyโ€ pronouns since itโ€™s become so widespread now and i instinctively replied with something like, โ€œtheyโ€™re living their lives and not bothering anyone else so everyone should shut the fuck up about it.โ€ and he was just like well, yep. guess that about covers it.
there were no more questions after that lmfao.

killian shed last night, and it was another full piece this time! heโ€™s been ruining his sheds with substrate recently. this is it next to his first shed after we got him almost a year ago. heโ€™s about 18 months now. i canโ€™t believe how much heโ€™s grown, and he still has a ways to go. heโ€™s technically a female snake, so heโ€™ll get a lot bigger than most males. i just.. wanted a boy named killian, but luckily snakes have no concept of human gender identity bc he was all petsmart had.

iโ€™m not pregnant, praise the universe! Show more

capitalism and ptv Show more

why tf are ppl so obsessed with online activity? go off the grid for 2 weeks. come back and tell us how you lived with a herd of wild deer in a nearby forest. thereโ€™s absolutely no reason to feel pressured to be constantly online โ€œmarketingโ€ yourself. the internet will be here when you get back, but life keeps going whether you experience it or not.

late period venting Show more

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