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transphobic violence and i hate most christians, vent 

opening facebook and seeing all the pride stuff shared by my queer friends is exhilarating omg finally it’s not just political shit that just angers me. i love being fucking gay! πŸŽ‰πŸ’–πŸ’œπŸ’™

anyone remember writing portfolios in 4th grade and the personal narrative we had to write? i did mine over my pet cow, betsy, that tried to kill me when i was in 2nd grade by chasing me across my fathers massive yard after i climbed off a giant round hay bale while wearing a bright red sweater. i legit thought i was gonna die idk how my 8yo legs moved so fast but i flew down the damn hill and slid under the fence into the neighbors driveway. i’ve fucking hated cows ever since.

it’s june now, which not only means pride month, but also finally moving to michigan and getting legal weed! 4 more weeks and then ky can fuck off for good.

angry venting - nothing happened, just thinking 

i went through a phase for a couple days in college where i read a ton of shit about the bodies on mt. everest and got really obsessed with the idea, so that last post i boosted honestly killed me and i’m writing this from the afterlife.

all my educational achievements are meaningless in comparison to the children’s mini soapbox car derby i won at my church in 6th grade. the grand prize included a $25 gift card to walmart and some candy. thanks grandpa for making my car absolutely wreck the other kids.

lefty stuff 

lefty stuff 

i just passed my thesis defense!! now i’m only some final edits and formatting away from my masters degree. πŸŽ‰
still can’t believe this time 3 years ago i was leaving kmart to work at walmart, just trying to figure out wtf to do with my life since college was over. grad school was so short.

my thesis chair is at the ER and my defense is today so he has to miss it. lmfao this is great. just don’t even make me do the pointless presentation and give me my degree already.

just spent half an hour reading the wikipedia articles for fuchsia and magenta and like.. it’s just so cool that we have all this random, mostly useless knowledge at our fingertips now. i remember when i was in elementary school, my grandparents had one of those old encyclopedia sets with a huge volume for each letter of the alphabet, and i used to spend hours in their bedroom floor looking through the pages trying to absorb everything i could...
i really miss that childhood sense of wonder.

π•†ΚŸΚ™Κ€Ιͺα΄„Κœ 𝔹ᴏᴛᴀɴΙͺα΄„α΄€ΚŸ 𝔾ᴀʀᴅᴇɴ𝕀
- 𝕄ᴀᴅΙͺ𝕀ᴏɴ π•Žπ•€, πŸšπŸ˜πŸ™πŸ

Apple's hardware aesthetics have an almost terraforming effect: the sleek MacBook makes the rest of your desk look cluttered and irregular, their stores feel like alien temples you must assimilate into the customs of. I would like technology to feel more like going down to a local co-op hardware store where a lesbian sells you a hammer you will own for 30 years.

ohh that last post i boosted is so good. my life changed so much when i learned to live by that philosophy. yea, most people still suck and i’m an aggressive ball of anger on the regular, but i can chill way easier than could in my early 20s. progress.

You don't owe anyone your kindness. But you also don't owe everyone your spite.

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